Youtube: Hey dude you wanna hear Angus McFife as Odin singing about IKEA?
Me: As a matter of fact I would, thank you. -Youtube Comment
Artist: Nanowar of Steel
Album: Valhalleluja
Year: 2019
Lyrics:
I am drowning in a sea of desperation
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
Away from hope and systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord
I was down on my knees
Permafrost on my feet
I was begging in tears my holy Lord – Odin
Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin
Guitar tech of Amon Amarth
Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants
Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well
For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja
For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our Lord
For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don’t sing at all…
We don’t know where they are
Valhalleluja
(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
(Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ
(Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד
Hear my voice this is Odin calling you
Times have changed, I’m a gentlegod
No more war just design of furniture
Master of IKEA
Just like Jesus I’m a carpenter
Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
Gloria patri furnituribus
In nomine IKEA
For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja
For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja
The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
Are second to none
Valhalleluja
Our Father Odin
Who art in IKEA
We understood your message
We are here to worship your creation
Please listen our prayer
VITTSJÖ – Ora pro nobis
Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
KNOPPARP
Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit
BESTÅ TV
Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
SLATTUM
Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
Valhalleluja
Gloria, gloria
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Valhalleluja
Falegn-amen
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Mandatory Metal 