The Vandals – My Girlfriends Dead


We’ve all been there…

Artist: The Vandals
Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
Year: 1998

Lyrics:
I once had a girlfriend,
But then one day she dumped me and everywhere
I’d go people would ask me where she was.
I don’t want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead.
I say it’s leukemia or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head.
I don’t want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she’s dead.
I guess there’s a part of me that likes the sympathy
Or the looks on thier faces when I tell them how
She passed away.
I don’t want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she’s dead.
(My girlfriend’s dead)
My girlfriend’s dead you see,
It’s a total lie, but it’s easier on me
Than having to admit she likes someone else.
(My girlfriend’s dead)
My girlfriend’s dead you know,
Please change the subject or I am going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven.
I don’t want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she’s dead.
I once had a girlfriend,
But then one day she dumped me and everywhere
I’d go people would ask me where she was.
I don’t want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead.
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