Brian Posehn – More Metal Than You


You have to have a sense of humor to be METAL!

Lyrics:

I found heavy metal when I was just a kid
it grabbed by the nards like no other music did
I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster
more heavy and more brutal
metal was my master
Master

one day I met this dirt bag
loser from the city
started talking metal said my taste was shitty
then he tried to challenge me because I didn’t look it
want to know who’s really metal?
fucking see you in the pit

you claimin’ I’m not metal?
what’s this shit your talkin’?
you say that I’m not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken
metal’s a competition I’m not hardcore like you
well may you think your metal, I’m more metal than you

played d&d with Dio
I’m more metal than you
got kicked out of Rock In Rio
I’m more metal than you
I licked Lemmy’s mole
I’m more metal than you
my cat’s name is Manowar
I’m more metal than you

solo

metal is inside me i guess it always will be
liked it since I’m 10 and now I’m fucking 40
yeah I’m still obsessed it, i always want it faster, more evil and more fucked up
will always be master
master

Bater

One day I met this dickhead said that im a poser because i look like a creepy daddy
And there’s something in my noser???
he said I wasn’t metal guess i could debate it
but we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it

your telling me your metal but not compared to me
I’m slayer and you’re PPPP or Seven Mary Three
metals not a competition guess it is for you
you may think your metal but I’m more metal than you

Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot
I’m more metal than you
liked Anvil before the movie
I’m more metal than you
King Diamond sent me a Christmas card
I’m more metal than you
I headbutt Sharon Osbourne
I’m more metal than you

more metal than you x3

one of the things i love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan
its like meeting a brother or sister you didn’t know
but every once in awhile you meet an asshole that challenges you
it becomes who’s more metal dude I’m a grown man

you know what, i could tell you how metal i am but I’d rather have my friends sing it
Mark, tell them how metal i am

he’s so fucking metal (Mark O)

thats right I’m super fucking metal

super fucking metal (Mark O)

solo

you say that I’m not metal you don’t fucking know me
I’m Slayer, Venom, Mayhem
you’re White Lion blowin’ Jovi
if metal is a competition, game over you’re through
you thought that you were metal,  I’m more metal than you

I burned a church in Norway
I’m more metal than you
I can name four guys in Krokus
I’m more metal than you
Gene Simmons was my moyal
I’m more metal than you

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